This is a pic of our son Gabe and I at a Renaissance Fair. Whatever. Don't act like you've never been to one. I'm sure a picture exists of you chomping on a gigantic turkey leg.

Me and my lovely wife Carie. We were on vacation on some Island. I can't remember which one. We usually look happiest when food and alcohol is involved.

Gabe and Carie at a wedding. Remind me to tell you a story about it. It involves large quantities of poop.

Gabe again. These days he's bigger and he's usually screaming at us.